I don't care how cool you are.

"Tohru" (tohrurokuno) 08/20/2015 at 15:03 • Filed to: None

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You’re not “Roy Orbison on a go-kart in a terrycloth shirt” cool.

You’re also not “bored Steve McQueen on a go-kart” cool.

You’re not even “James Gardner as Jim Rockford on a go-kart” cool.

Hell, you’re not even “Alfred Hitchcock mugging for the camera on a go-kart” cool.

You might be cooler than Buster Keaton getting a speeding ticket on a go-kart, though.

William Byrd > Tohru 08/20/2015 at 15:06

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This is a race I would watch.

BrtStlnd > Tohru 08/20/2015 at 15:11

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Dat Pretty Woman hair.

Tripper > Tohru 08/20/2015 at 15:13

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Kazzam!

Jcarr > Tohru 08/20/2015 at 15:24

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I don’t think Roy Orbison actually died. I think his hair was actually a small black hole that eventually just swallowed him up.

MonkeePuzzle > Tohru 08/20/2015 at 15:34

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speak to me next thursday, I think I just found the source image for my next throwback thursday ms-paint chop

Baeromez > Tohru 08/20/2015 at 16:02

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Tohru > Jcarr 08/20/2015 at 16:43

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Hair that majestic lives on forever.

Agrajag > Tohru 08/20/2015 at 21:22

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Poor Buster.